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Random Acts of WLBOTTness

Paterfamilias

In junior high, many years ago, before the internet, before the internal combustion engine, even before the introduction of Cheetos Flamin’ Hot Smoky Ghost Pepper Puffs, we had a school newspaper. I remember one article, where the reporter asked students, “What is a paterfamilias?” and this yielded a variety of goofy junior high responses. But…. I have remembered this word to this day.

I brought up the topic with son and Unindicted Co-conspirator #2 this morning, especially the part about exercising autocratic rule. For some reason, he switched the subject to his interest in the Menendez brothers.


Semi-sequitur: Linked In Profiles

The search for the Menendez Brothers’ Linked-In profiles led our research team to other executive-level profiles. (We currently have several open positions).

This begs the questions, “What life choices led to this photo being taken? How does one move on with their life after the events that led to this photo?”
[ed. note: if we offer any of these candidates a position, there is no way in hell we’re giving them dental.]


I swear, that’s Prigozhin.


Will there be a Buffet?

The following are from recent WLBOTT Corporate retreats and team building exercises:

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